IFindYourLackOfPantsDisturbing
IFindYourLackOfPantsDisturbing
IFindYourLackOfPantsDisturbing

This reads like a third grader’s book report and I just can’t.

Oh...oh that’s embarrassing.

Okay I’m dying to know what this originally came from.

Okay Mister Actually, do you actually have a method for determining what does and doesn’t count as “mostly” practical effects? Do we go by time? Cost? Comparison to the average used in other similar movies?

God that is one creepy motherfucker.

Which in no way refutes my earlier point that Ex Machina had not only MORE visual effects but more CHALLENGING visual effects.

Exactly. Free speech is not consequence-free speech.

“She touched my peppy, Steve.”

First of all, wrong. “Visual effects” specifically refers to effects applied in post production, AFTER the filming is finished. Second of all, compositing was done long before CGI was a thing. Or do you actually think they used digital mattes in 1977's Star Wars?

Sometimes I see certain names and wonder what the parents were thinking.

That smile looks familiar...

Indeed, but when comparing to Ex Machina, Fury Road had not only less CGI, but less challenging CGI. Static backgrounds are generally easier to composite than replacing parts of moving figures as was done extensively with the android’s limbs and torso in Ex Machina.

I think this was specifically for visual effects whereas Fury Road was mostly practical effects. In other words, when something exploded in Fury Road, they actually blew some shit up instead of CGI in post.

And her name is “Malissa.” MAL-issa. Nominative determinism maybe?

So, my cousin, who I used to get along with pretty well, exposed himself as one of those “Hillary is just as bad, vote for Jill Stein, you sheeple!” douchecanoes. I finally unfriended and blocked his ass on FB. Now I’m dying of curiosity. I kind of want to unblock him and ask how he likes his new pee-resident.

Sometimes there are no good guys.

Remember, shiny side in to prevent them reading your thoughts; shiny side out to prevent them mind-controlling you.

This is my favorite asinine argument. Oil and coal companies make billions of dollars and it is in their best interest to not be at fault for climate change, but independent scientists who get paid to find answers regardless of what those answers are, are the ones lying. Brilliant!

I’m starting to think the only way this shitshow can be fixed now is a few well-placed meteor impacts while congress is in session.

Wait a minute, how has a book by Milo Douchabagopolis been a best seller? Is that real or is that just him buying thousands of copies of his own book?