It must’ve been that Christian EDM (?) he was spinning as a DJ(?) that made him closetish gayish(?) and in love with computers(?) and also underage girls(?). And a terrible father. You see, this person confuses me.

Wow. It would be so much easier just to admit you’re gay, suck a cock, get over yourself and finally enjoy life.

I wish Disney had as much of a massive boner for the Tron franchise as they have redoing every animated movie they have. We probably won’t ever get Tron 3 and they never bothered making a second season of Tron Uprising. I guess if it doesn’t make billions in profit and the toys don’t sell then it’s garbage to Disney.

I wonder how it feels to be the first Supreme Court Justice with an asterisk after his name, for the illegitimate way in which he ascended to the Court.

Reason #286 that I’ll never have children.

Runiya hopes to take a “realistic approach” to fantasy stories, and to that end has you playing as a fallen angel who saves the people from the Rapture.

Hate to break it to you, but that’s on her (Tami), not on the commenter mentioning the identity that has already been revealed by someone else. I have no more sympathy for her than I do for Richard Spencer when he got punched in the face for spewing his neo-Nazi garbage to the public. If Becky didn’t want to be…

I bet Pence is coaching him on how to act appropriately around women now. Don’t eat with them, don’t touch them, can’t get in trouble!

(c) Formal Sweatpants by Josh Mecouch

“Dearest,

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Really hoping this hope for sarcasm is sarcasm. The original was quite obviously sarcasm.

Before all these cameras in public, the police never misbehaved. The cameras incite them to act aggressively and should be banned.

One step. BUT THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF. As a professional dancer myself, NO ONE WANTS TO PAY YOU. It’s so frustrating especially bc sports players make millions. Cheerleading and dance are a SPORT and actually have just as many injuries (if not more) than football. UGHHHHHHH-who has an ativan?

Nono, you’re mistaken; it’s not that they should be paid in experience. It’s that they are supposed to be grateful to be in the presence of wealthy professional athletes who might deign to let them be glorified prostitutes if they’re especially good at cheerleading.

Uh oh, here come the assholes who think cheerleaders should only be paid in experience or some such right-wing twaddle.

So the cheerleaders, who are also professional athletes, are supposed to make ends meet via ... what, exactly? Fucking the team and hopefully getting a few bills shoved their way in return? How nice and open-minded of these conservative fucksticks to show their support for prostitution.

wait so this editorial board works near some of the richest people in the country in the OC so does this mean that they also can be paid $0.50/hour

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.