I am shunning you now.

DON’T YOU TALK THAT WAY ABOUT BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING!

Honestly though, what we really need is brave blue staters to move into those gerrymandered red districts in the south and switch them blue.

My occular units seem to be malfunctioning. There is some sort of clear liquid leaking from them. Clearly I need maintenance.

Gamestop is one of the douchiest store chains I have ever seen and I will never set foot in there unless I’ve been kidnapped or am seeking shelter from swarms of rabid carnivorous birds.

You sound delightful.

Generally speaking, isn’t “All-white country club” redundant?

Just to clarify, this isn’t because of Trump. The wealthy have been preparing for the pitchforks and guillotines for several years now. They -know- they are pushing it, but they just don’t care/can’t stop themselves.

Nice anecdotal fallacy there. Got any more?

Given that the victim survived, I can give some leeway for that, but the fact is, this person is a cold blooded killer who would most likely [attempt to] kill again if allowed back into society. That means that we pretty much have to lock her up forever. If that’s what we have to do, then fine, but I find it…

First of all, at the time of the crime she was 17 and no more than 4 months away from 18. Second of all, the whole reason -actual- children are given leniency is because they might not have understood what they were doing. Read the fucking journal entry again. She clearly understood she was attempting to take the life…

They left out the part where she laid her eggs in the victim’s body cavity and now awaits the hatch her her new brood.

Shit, you just made me realize, we are in the darkest timeline.

This, to me, is one of those rare cases that warrants the death penalty. By her own words, this is not a human being, but a cruel robot with no empathy or remorse. She deserves the same compassion she had for her victim, which is none. Sorry/not sorry.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The ONLY DC hero that Ryan Reynolds should ever play is BOOSTER GOLD. He would be effing PERFECT for that role.

#NotEnoughStars

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This just made my fucking day. Thank you for posting.

That’s not even the same picture, genius. Look at the one up top again. Both pictures are from the same angle and distance. The pair of pics you just gave aren’t.