And her name is “Malissa.” MAL-issa. Nominative determinism maybe?

So, my cousin, who I used to get along with pretty well, exposed himself as one of those “Hillary is just as bad, vote for Jill Stein, you sheeple!” douchecanoes. I finally unfriended and blocked his ass on FB. Now I’m dying of curiosity. I kind of want to unblock him and ask how he likes his new pee-resident.…

Sometimes there are no good guys.

I’m starting to think the only way this shitshow can be fixed now is a few well-placed meteor impacts while congress is in session.

Wait a minute, how has a book by Milo Douchabagopolis been a best seller? Is that real or is that just him buying thousands of copies of his own book?

I am shunning you now.

DON’T YOU TALK THAT WAY ABOUT BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING!

Honestly though, what we really need is brave blue staters to move into those gerrymandered red districts in the south and switch them blue.

Gamestop is one of the douchiest store chains I have ever seen and I will never set foot in there unless I’ve been kidnapped or am seeking shelter from swarms of rabid carnivorous birds.

Generally speaking, isn’t “All-white country club” redundant?

Given that the victim survived, I can give some leeway for that, but the fact is, this person is a cold blooded killer who would most likely [attempt to] kill again if allowed back into society. That means that we pretty much have to lock her up forever. If that’s what we have to do, then fine, but I find it…

First of all, at the time of the crime she was 17 and no more than 4 months away from 18. Second of all, the whole reason -actual- children are given leniency is because they might not have understood what they were doing. Read the fucking journal entry again. She clearly understood she was attempting to take the life…

They left out the part where she laid her eggs in the victim’s body cavity and now awaits the hatch her her new brood.

Shit, you just made me realize, we are in the darkest timeline.

This, to me, is one of those rare cases that warrants the death penalty. By her own words, this is not a human being, but a cruel robot with no empathy or remorse. She deserves the same compassion she had for her victim, which is none. Sorry/not sorry.

#NotEnoughStars

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This just made my fucking day. Thank you for posting.

I have rarely ever felt nauseated for non-physical reasons but right now...ugh.