Somebody needs to call out Alvarez on charging Van Dyke with FIRST degree murder. It’s clearly an attempt to get him acquitted, since there is no evidence to suggest it was premeditated AT ALL.

FUCK Tim Tebow.

HEYOOO!

I kinda feel like the lede got buried here, in that a supposedly advanced industrialized western nation outright bans “normal” abortions.

Clearly you have never played a competitive multiplayer game online.

You guys in the comments. STAHP. Dying here. DED.

Well at least we’re above stooping to blanket generalizations here at Jez—oh wait, never mind.

When my car got the door destroyed by a box truck backing into it, I had to take the bus for three days. To drive to my job was around 10-15 minutes. By bus, I had to catch one bus to downtown, wait downtown for 15 minutes, take another bus from downtown to my job, and get to my job 25 minutes early because the bus…

THIS. ALL OF THIS. This is precisely the type of shit that ignorant privileged plutocrats bitching about the “47%” don’t understand.

Ditto, especially as Bernadette Peters. OMG.

It must be really stressful to live your life terrified that 50% of your species might get a little sliver of power or agency.

Two years ago I bought 12 of them on clearance after Halloween and I ate all those mother#$%@# in 3 or 4 days.

Yep, I was waiting at the express check out a while back while the customer in front of me asked for refills for her e-cigarette...and the checker offered her a pack of “cartlidges.” She said it multiple times.

And at 6 feet tall, I’ve always had back problems when doing dishes.

I knew there was something wrong with you people.

Hey, if you have Windows 8, at least this will get you a version of Solitaire. Okay, probably 72 versions of Solitaire.

You have flannel sheets, I take it? :D

In the Youtube video where she’s swinging in a hammock eating an apple, somebody posted in the comments, “All this time I thought I was straight.”

I’m curious what sort of problems you’ve had? I’ve been with Etsy over a year and everything’s been pretty smooth. I’ve only made like 50-60 sales though, so I suppose volume could make a difference.