Can we PLEASE put this fucker in prison now?

But it was Mukala who also managed to best encapsulate the conservative instinct that positions any sort of change as inherently terrifying. “Much like people with colorblindness,” he says, “we don’t have to change the names of colors just to accommodate them. Red must remain red, and they shouldn’t be free to teach…

*Pedrad

I’m shocked and amazed that a CEO actually got convicted of something, anything in this country. I hope this is the beginning of a trend.

Nono, as long as Scott Walker exists, nobody else gets a perfect 10 for face-punchability. Nobody.

What empty lives these miserable douchebags will realize they lived when they are old and alone.

Her hair will most likely darken and become a tad less fine as she approaches the age of five or six.

I love her so much.

I mean, I’m sorry you had a bad evening but this is kind of the best post ever. Please don’t be mad at me for laughing.

The thing is, if she was really that righteous she would have quit her job. She loses all credibility when she wants to keep collecting that $80,000 a year paycheck.

Perhaps I wasn’t clear, but I never said nor meant “ignore anything they do.” I meant, when they ask for us to look the other way when they pull this shit, we have no reason to comply.

I can’t help but wonder how different things would be if we had stayed on the course that Jimmy Carter had set for us in the late 70s, in terms of energy independence. Just think if we didn’t need oil at all, how we could tell these countries to go fuck themselves.

I misread that as “colon commentary” ...and it still fit.

Getting tired of your shit, Texas. Go stand over there with South Carolina.

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*smacks Matt Damon with a rolled up newspaper* NO. NO, Matt Damon. BAD.

Sometimes I have a hard time believing that we live in the 21st century.