Damnit, Matt.

That’s pretty much what I expect my therapist to say too. There is a part of me that would want to reconnect, but that’s dwarfed by the part of me that’s just angry for having my trust taken advantage of, even if it was by somebody that I can and have made hundreds of excuses for. I have managed to not check that…

Thursday I got a request to join Facebook from my ex that broke my heart ten years ago. If effed me up bad. I created an account just to send her a message saying essentially, “I don’t know what to do with this but I’m going to need to talk to my therapist first, that’s for damn sure.”

One of these people is an annoying twit with wrong-headed ideas and a career of questionable merit, and the other is Miley Cyrus.

I see what you did there. +1

I dunno, I heard that Navajo is kind of difficult to learn.

I do not even believe you are a real person anymore.

The U.S. would never attack China. If we destroyed China, we’d have to manufacture all our cheap shit ourselves!

Arguably, if you had the Kraft singles in your fridge as well, you’d STILL only have 8 types of actual cheese in there.

I had the same problem for a few minutes but then I worked it out. The system already accounts for this, in that speech is NOT an arrestable offense, but MAY be used as probable cause for a search warrant. Then if things were done properly, an arrest would only be made if more than just the original speech was found.

“You seem to think you’re entitled to just shit wherever you want.”

I won’t drink beer flavored beer OR poptart flavored poptarts, so I can say with a fair amount of certainty...no fucking way.

I prefer flannel to muslin. Thicker and softer.

According to the Buzzfeed quiz I just took, 85%!

I only clicked this story to figure out what the douchebag was eating.

Keep digging, rape-ublicans. Keep digging.

I hate myself for admitting this but...I only wear them as a style accessory when I dress up.