Damnit, once again, quicker Jezzies be stealing my jokes.

What these dudes fail to understand over and over and OVER is that it’s SELF CONFIDENCE that’s attractive. Acting like an asshole is the “Rolox” wristwatch of self confidence. It may look like the real thing at a glance but after a few minutes you’ll realize that that ‘o’ should be an ‘e’ and that calendar display is…

Maybe this?

- Waiting three days to call back

I also have a monocle and a top hat.

I’m aware of that, I’m talking about the employee who did it.

The thing is, anybody that wants to show off their “happy tits” doesn’t need this creepster to do it. I think people should flood his inbox with messages of, “Hey thanks for the idea, I showed my tits to a bunch of other people and not you!”

A flu shot??? I’m not normally much of a conspiracy nut, but that level of fuck-up almost seems less likely than some kind of twisted purposeful choice to flim-flam her.

But what if it’s a really BIG cute thing?

Cats and dogs living together, MASS HYSTERIA!!!1!ONE!

The problem isn’t casual sex, it’s with dudes desperate for external validation in the form of who they “hit.” And, BTW, vomit to that term.

I doubt this human waste has any money left over to pay judgements against her, but a couple years in prison should do her good. That being said, please don’t use descriptive words, names, and dates in your passwords, for the love of Mike. Your passwords need to look like 1qfqergH33!12 where neither 33 or 12 are…

3. willingness

Ever since the first story like this I ever saw I have been unhealthy levels of paranoid about vents, mirrors, and odd holes in walls in bathrooms, hotels, etc. And every goddamn story like this I see just makes it worse.

Rhonda Rousey is on my list of “problematic things I like.”

It’s called having your privilege threatened.

There, fixed it for you.

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