Fuck these people. Fuck every single one of them with a giant, oozing, gonorrhea-infected alligator penis.

I love when sue-happy corporations stick their dicks into legal hornets’ nests like this.

The thing is, he’s not wrong. That emoji pretty much sums up the Republicans’ alternative to any liberal thing they don’t like.

You seem upset. Please tell me more.

Nope, as I already pointed out, drinking alcohol regularly deadens your ability to taste things like bitter. After you do that, you can pick out the other flavors better, but not because your tongue has become more sensitive, but rather because it has become LESS sensitive.

No thanks. All alcohol tastes disgusting to me. Even wine coolers taste like a fruity drink that’s been ruined by someone adding a drop or two of soap to it.

I grew up poor and most of my family has hunted and fished to supplement our diets. Most of us agree that it takes a special kind of miserable douchebag to kill animals for “enjoyment.”

Love the child you have, not the child you want.

I have to admit though, he did issue a real apology rather than a “sorry you are offended” non-apology.

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Back at you. In order to be an alcohol connoisseur, you have to have consumed alcohol for long enough to deaden your ability to taste the nasty parts of it. I’ve decided to keep my pallett fully intact by not drinking alcohol.

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I’m gonna disagree with the never when entering a building. If it’s Walmart, I reserve the right to continue wearing my sunglasses to avoid headaches from those godawful flourescent lights.

Whisky tastes like licking an ash tray. I can’t fathom why someone would use it to flavor something.

ZING!

Originally I was going to write a post deconstructing his life, career, and political ideologies. After doing some research I have instead decided to just say, “Fuck Adam Sandler.”

“Come to Molokai, we’ll keep an eye out for you!”

He’s one of the best characters to play in the DC Heroes card game, IMO.

If it was a purposeful edit and not just glitches, then this is one of the most inept police departments in history because they left in the part where he violated her Fourth Amendment rights.