Are you a headline writer for Upworthy?

Kellen Winslow ran a rub route to Boston Market just last week.

He should have asked her for a re-rack. She should have asked God for one.

Ok... Time to rename to Chicken Little and go get a therapist. You have bigger issues to deal with.

I think you may need to settle down a bit. Did you not just read the article, "guests will have zero liability for the cost of any fraudulent charges arising from the breach."

But the cloud.

That article is pathetic as far as health claims against the Paleo diet goes. It's typical nonsense by a clueless doctor that's regurgitating decades-old myths based on bad science and just general cluelessness.

You aren't really helping yourself by linking to a "Potentially Harmful" link that cites "it's inconvenient and eating organic is expensive." as a con. It's a diet like any other, but cutting out grains and processed food while eating a lot of fruit and veggies with some meat isn't exactly a hugely negative diet plan.

Really? You guys fell for this shit too?

This is "reporting" at its worst.

C'mon, don't lie you guys, I know you want this to have a beat drop...

The basis of a paleo diet is not avoiding carbs. It's avoiding grains (i.e. post-agricultural crops). Fruit is a welcome food and we all know there's lots of carbs in fruit.

Which is why it really doesn't make sense to argue legal principals in non-legal setting.

I think you're mistaking proof in a court of law versus reasons to hire or not hire someone.

Yeah, but how are Priefer's statements being used to prove the truth of the matter asserted? No one has to prove "we should round up all the gays, send them to an island, and then nuke it until it glows" (in fact, it's not possible to prove). They only have to prove Priefer sounds like an asshole. That's not…

I don't think you know what hearsay is.

Saying Tebow is a replacement level QB is a gross exaggeration of his abilities in the NFL. Kluwe is THE greatest punter in franchise history... Tebow is the beneficiary of a horrifically blow coverage in a playoff game.

I sincerely hope the end result of this article being published is Priefer being unemployable as an NFL coach.

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