Are you a headline writer for Upworthy?

Kellen Winslow ran a rub route to Boston Market just last week.

He should have asked her for a re-rack. She should have asked God for one.

Which is why it really doesn't make sense to argue legal principals in non-legal setting.

I think you're mistaking proof in a court of law versus reasons to hire or not hire someone.

Yeah, but how are Priefer's statements being used to prove the truth of the matter asserted? No one has to prove "we should round up all the gays, send them to an island, and then nuke it until it glows" (in fact, it's not possible to prove). They only have to prove Priefer sounds like an asshole. That's not…

I don't think you know what hearsay is.

Saying Tebow is a replacement level QB is a gross exaggeration of his abilities in the NFL. Kluwe is THE greatest punter in franchise history... Tebow is the beneficiary of a horrifically blow coverage in a playoff game.

I sincerely hope the end result of this article being published is Priefer being unemployable as an NFL coach.

"BIG PURPLE DILDO" :

PUT THIS ON REPEAT

At least they could have bought us dinner and drinks first, I'm gonna go cry in the shower now.

Well, we're boned.

once the element of surprise is gone, it is then referred to as the "I told you to knock that shit off-er."

I can't stop laughing at this thread. Jesus Christ, I'm apparently 9 years old.

True, called the shocker in it's early days because they never expected it and often had funny reactions, now pretty much standard operating procedure.

Two in the bloody, one in the muddy

Two in the bush, one in the tush.

Philip Nelson could probably throw a Hail Mary that doesn't fall 4 yards short of the end zone, so there's that.

You're with me, tether