Too many easy jokes about curves being flattened here....

I work in a roundabout way for A****n and when I suggested promoting this docuseries (one of their own studio’s productions), there was a lot of hesitancy on the corporate side. They seemed concerned that promoting something with this content would ruffle feathers with customers and wanted to steer clear. Everything…

I’d be shocked if Megan Pormer’s dress was not Iris Van Herpen

You guys that “trialed” is not a misspelling? Trial-ed. As in, the eyebrow technician most like had a trial run on these eyebrows to see how they lasted throughout the day.

THANK YOU. I had to stop and re-read that section because I was like...what is he saying here? Just going off Oscars alone, MBJ needs to check the scoreboard:

Bradly “My Daddy Was a Pee-can Farmer” Cooper and Irina Shayk said to be miserable.

My soon-to-be husband and I were out in Los Angeles visiting a friend of ours for a few days. Said friend has very graciously offered to host the two of us for a few days and adorably has set up his futon for us (he all but put a mint on our pillows — he was very excited to have us over).

Somehow the acai berry necklace is the most jarring part of this story 

I had one guy INSIST on telling me every single solitary thing he can no longer eat now that he’s had gastric bypass surgery (no more bubbly drinks! nothing like asparagus because it’s “too pointy,” etc.). Oddly the dealbreaker for me was that he also INSISTED that James Bond’s signature drink was a gin and tonic and…

He wants a job on Fox.

Literally discovering that he hated his life while making those movies (and the career choices he’s made since them) is the entire reason why I enjoy that dude.

I had the goddamn pleasure to meet Mr. Owens when I worked with his wife for a spell (who is herself wonderful). He is a very, very smart, very, very kind man and I’m obsessed with his response to all this. Unbothered in the extreme.

Kim-Oh-No-She-Betta-Don’t

good god that rant is hard to read no matter who said it. WHY DO HUMAN BRAINS MAKE SOME PEOPLE FEEL THESE THINGS?

A few weeks ago I stuck my hand into a food processor to take the slicing attachment out while it was still spinning. My brain was going: BAD IDEA BAD THING BAD BAD, but guess who still sliced a chunk of her finger off all the same?

Where are you based out of? There’s a company I’ve worked with in the past called Pitch Her Productions that sounds like they’d be a great fit for someone like you. They’re all amazing women working really hard to get more women in film. I’d say reach out to them even if it’s just to say hello!
http://www.pitchherproduc…

Honestly, when I studied abroad there I was shocked by how abjectly shitty every Italian christmas tree was.

Yaaaaayyyy loved this book excited to see what they do with it