I got my boobs in 3rd grade, was DD by 7th grade, had a breast reduction at 16, and now those bitches are back up to an E like it never fucking happened. I stand (a little stooped because this shit is heavy) with you, my large chested friend.

I am shocked, SHOCKED to hear that a white dude with a goatee and a fedora behaved like a fucking animal towards women. SHOCKED.

Reading the Bijou Philips stuff — so unsurprising that she might be mentally unhinged as her father is a man who by all accounts was a cruel, abusive narcissist and her husband is also accused of rape by more than several people. OH and she and her husband are both Scientologists! Per a commenter on Vulture:

SAME. I got a gift card to Sephora one year and decided to find out what the fuss was about. Not...that impressed? Now I spend $9 on L’Oreal Manga and I don’t think I’ll go back?

yeeeeeeah, but it wasn’t like he just beat up some rando...it was very clearly a hate crime.

CHRIST I hate that man

I’m sorry I know this is a very serious story and I feel awful for the family but you wrote “Dyanasty” and now all I can think is that this daughter is in a cult lead by Dyan Cannon.

YAS

HOW IN THE CHRIST WAS SISTER ROSETTA NOT INDUCTED YET?!!?!?

Can we discuss the fact that it looks like she’s wearing a version of her wedding dress from her and Gavin’s wedding on this weird video thing?

Plus she’s got the reach

Suuuper confused about the tone of this article.

Fuuuuuuuckin asshole

“Illness is believed to be caused by internal and external imbalances between hot and cold temperatures and the “evil eye.”

My eyes scanned real quick over the headline and I thought it said he was comparing it to BEING raped so imagine my relief when I actually read this

She was on Anna’s podcast like once and you could tell that Anna was sort of like “OK, lady.” Plus Patti was openly like “CHRIS PRATT IS MY DREAM MAN I WANT HIM” and it was uncomfortable.

Best recent courtroom sketch though goes to Shithead Shkreli