Why is Gamora?

MY BISCUITS ARE BURNIN’!

I think the sunshine on her butthole makes it easier to pull “explanations” and “facts” out from there.

The culture wars are essentially a game to them. It’s not about the merit or nuances behind any of these issues—it’s about “taking back control.” Conceding any amount of reform means surrendering to “the enemy,” as far as they are concerned, and the consequences are meaningless.

Of course, if they get their way then more children will continue to suffer, be alienated and commit suicide, reducing the population of these undesirables in their myopic eyes. The cruelty of this treatment is the whole point. 

Yup. Presumption of innocence is a legal issue for juries to keep in mind, not a public opinion issue.

Whether or not someone should be incarcerated without trial is not the same question as whether or not it's icky to work with them. 

For what it’s worth, my actual human babies whom I birthed out of my body and love very much also came with a heavy side of existential dread.

The first time I saw it on TV was (I think) the first time it played on TV, back in the late 70s. I remember begging my parents to let me stay up past my bedtime to watch it (I would have been less than 10 years old).

This is about to unleash Kenny Powers-style chaos.

There are two possible reactions a cishet man can have to this letter

If somebody came out with a line of Winter Soldier vag eggs, I might take better notice.

I’m surprised they haven’t updated this with a phone which has several random dick pics on it: Mystery Junk!

if he were 93, he’d ask “to fuck Daniel Craig,” adding, “presumably just..... very slowly.”

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

I’m just so sick of these guys whining about how “attractive” people get more positive attention. No shit. Welcome to the world. That’s shouldn’t be a revelation to anyone. What baffles me is their inability to see attractiveness as a package deal. Yeah, good looks are going to get you more swipes on Tinder or…

“And it seems to me, you lived your life like a cat without a grin.”

As a woman in Alabama, I want everything to burn to the ground.  

A perfectly normal pregnancy is detrimental to the health of the pregnant person . . .

Its not about the Nobel Prize, its about beating Obama.