Not regardless youre trying to cast doubt on what she aacomplished today. Curious did you ask this about the miracle on the Hudson? Obviously not or youd already have your answer so I wonder what is different about those two pulots that makes you doubt her?

I can tell you that this very Monday, every common or garden 32.768 kHz quartz was mystically causing my painful death.

I had a friend who had a glass eye.

Yes.

This is kinda off subject but I have an ex that I am still friends with and whenever he gets the sniffles he tells me that he has the flu. Drives me crazy. Big baby. He never says he has a cold or that his throat is scratchy. It’s always the flu. I’ve only had the flu once and it almost killed me. Took me a year to…

That’s depressing. Also, I would imagine/wildly speculate that people who do administer CPR are more successful at reviving men because they will be more aggressive about it. Please note: if someone’s heart has stopped beating, THEY’RE DEAD. You can only help. (But you probably won’t—CPR success rates in a hospital are…

I just wish Syria would shut up already about its goddamn deep dish pizza.

In fairness to you, it was 2005. So.

Yea, not to brag, but I provide a pretty good life for myself as a single gal. I bring in a decent income, have a vehicle I like, I can rent a nice apartment, I have my own Netflix account, I can buy myself stacks and stacks of books to read in peace and quiet, and I never have to clean up after someone who isn’t me…

Marriage is declining because women don’t NEED men anymore. We don’t have to put up with the average/bad ones who treat everyone like shit (and vice-versa with men no longer needing women). We only need to get married when we find one we WANT who also WANTS us. And in my opinion, unless you’re rocking my world in bed,…

The hottest royal and seems to love children. I think I started ovulating and I’m a guy.

This might be semantic as I’m not sure how likely a democrat is to win in AL, but this was the primary and Roy Moore will face off against the Democrat, Doug Jones, in December.

Hey, I’m an old, menopausal woman. Let’s not stereotype based on age and reproductive status. I’m pro-choice, all the way.

Never diagnosed with endometriosis, but had very severe though relatively regular periods all growing up. Massive bleeding and bad bad cramping for at least 5 of the 7-9 days. Developed a lovely resistance to prescription strength ibuprofen by age 14 and luckily naproxen sodium was coming on the market around then and…

If I had a daughter, I might go this route for this reason above anything else...fibroids. I've had them all my life and my family just thought I was being over-dramatic. I rationalized that all periods felt like the build up period to the second coming of Christ and I should just suck it up. It wasn't until I was…

omg. i would die if someone started handing out bird seed at my wedding. because it would be my luck to get divebombed by birds (which is one of my greatest fears, i am so afraid of birds)

Your sister is the ally every bride / groom needs at her / his wedding. Kudos!

Your sister receives my internet for the day for this.

Who the F invites people to someone else's wedding???! And I heart your sister, she's awesome.

Your birdseed story reminds me of my uncle's wedding...by the end of the night when they walked to the car and we were all supposed to throw the birdseed, most of the adult guests (I was about 13 at the time) were utterly shitfaced to the point where they forgot to open the cute mesh bags before throwing the birdseed…