As he gets more into his 40s you’ll probably see progressively more ridiculous stunts like this on a yearly basis as he does whatever he can do to not be broke for another few months.

Weird that there are two other writers also named that.

uncanny

*cancels Costco membership*

Trick answer, because you don’t need to be a member to eat there. Just walk in the exit and buy the hot dog!

Just a thought, since this is acting and not actually real sport, why can’t they become members SAG-AFTRA?

“I remember the quote,” Ventura recalled. “He said ‘Jesse Ventura may have spouted his mouth off about it one time,’ so they asked ‘How did you know?’ and without hesitation, he said ‘Hulk Hogan told me.’”

I swear he now loads the bases every time he goes out there.

nobody likes boston fans, even fewer like self-hating ones

And for the first time ever, the words “Italian Community” and “honestly” were used in the same sentence, non-ironically.

...and have made lifelong friendships

this can’t be racist my best friend is an escort

As a decently accomplished ultramarathoner, this guy is the baddest motherfucker I’ve ever even heard of.

Well, now comes the cleaning of coffee from my desk and explaining what I found so hilarious that invovles, Auschwitz, Dachau and puns.  

Don’t have Dachau, man.

I think most people know that Auschwitz is no longer an active and functioning death camp.

My cousin and I sat in those shitty ground-level seats at the Steelers-Redskins game at Three Rivers Stadium in 2000 (the final Steelers game there)- where you can’t see anything but the team bench. My cousin and I, who were decked out in Skins gear and had been drinking on a party bus since 6AM that morning, heckled…

Why is peace bond in quotation marks? Would you write “restraining order” or “probation?”

At least Flint’s water ain’t flammable.

fun fact: the last time I was in Cleveland’s ballpark these two dudes in my section kept taunting me about the Flint water crisis 🙄