“Hmm...replacing the Red with Black? I’m intrigued.” -Dan Snyder

This site is a failure. How do they let this article be published without replacing his lame author picture on the back cover with a photo from him from his appearance on Chopped?

This site is a failure. How do they let this article be published without replacing his lame author picture on the…

Nothing screams “keep politics out of sports” like whining to the president about your sports book.

Buddy, it’s the only reason to care about college football.

Hey, wait a minute. Some of us are fun.

EVERYONE from accounting deserves that...

Oh yeah college sports fan sadness is easily the best type of sadness.

When I asked him what was up, he looks up at me, eyes watering, and said, “I got fired by the Steelers yesterday and am possibly facing a lawsuit.”

Wore a Yankees jersey into Fenway in Spring 2001, mostly cheered with friends, but was far from obnoxious and never said a word to anyone sitting around me in terms of cheering/jeering, basically friendly stuff.

Nah, sporting events don’t turn people into obnoxious dicks.  Sporting events just attract obnoxious dicks.

And with free beer that you could suck out of the foam at your leisure!

This is why I hate sporting events because people become obnoxious dicks.  I was at this game last night, sitting in front of an A’s fan, and was polite and formal with the guy when I talked to him.  I don’t know if it’s his first time in New York or in Yankee Stadium and it’s only fair he have the right to enjoy…

Offensive pass interference that wasn’t called before the touchdown.

You had me at enormous Cox 

Major League Burn

Is Supreme the new Ed Hardy?

I wonder if his brother will be charged. 

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

Why do they need an AC system? Just don’t play on either of the sunny days they get.

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