Good to see that Tim Tebow isn’t the only one walking around with single A written all over him.

Not at all hot take time: No one gives a shit about the Sox

Does that mean he hits (((dongers)))?

Unless there’s oil underneath the scenery, then we can put a price on it.

All my excess live in Texas.

Mandatory:

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

No, but it’s understandable in the moment.

Yes. One way or another Chicago will burn this fall.

How in the fuck was this post not about this:

I would argue that the largest comeback in a 9th inning to clinch the NLDS is what makes people so excited. And I think you’d have to be a moron to not even consider that before your knee-jerk reaction.

Joy is such a disgusting emotion

Alex Gonzalez is the real Steve Bartman and any Cubs fan worth their salt knows this.

No, they swept them 3-1.

How does she feel about Sydney Leroux who is her national teammate? Because Leroux was born in Canada to an American father and Canadian mother. Do you think that Wambach is dumb enough not to know that Leroux is foreign born?

My gripe with this, beyond the obvious xenophobia, is...who is she talking about? Looking at the current dual nationals on the squad, Julian Green was born in Tampa, Terrence Boyd spent time growing up in New York, has played exclusively for US youth and senior teams, and has the American flag tattooed on his arm.…

I don’t like what she’s driving at, and frankly with a suspended license, she shouldn’t be driving at all.

No, no, no. She just wants to do “extreme vetting” on them before they’re allowed to come here and play for the US.

Why are you being such a dick about this? She just wants to shut down using dual nationals until she can figure out what’s going on.