If you’re wondering where Pedro Martinez learned that caricaturization from, it’s most likely from cartoons and movies made by white men starring white men in brown face.
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The Maple Leafs will soon announce that they will no longer be selling jerseys at the Air Canada Centre.
Professionalism or not, being BFFs with Scalia is highly suspect.
Having your best starter (who has yet to pitch in this series) with a .186 average this season pinch-hit with the bases empty when you’re down by three is fucking idiotic. Doing it because he hit some batting practice home runs is doubly so.
Edinburgh.
Tell me if this has ever happened to you: So last night I wake up at about 3 am to take a piss and I also have a raging hard on. So I sit down on the toilet in the dark and bend my penis down to what I believe is the appropriate angle and let er rip. Very quickly I detect a warm sensation on my right leg. Then I…
The Cubs aren’t even the coolest baseball franchise in the city of Chicago.
I hope Cespedes hits a ball 500 feet off Bumgarner, flips the bat so hard it takes off like an Apache helicopter and leaves the stadium, and then stares down that Appalachian fuckwit before he does a pirouette and salsa dances his way around the bases.
I hope they beat the Giants just so we can all be well and past that, but LOL at the thought of that rotation beating anyone in a full series.
Breaking: Ex-mediocre reliever approves of manager trusting mediocre relievers.
Well at least hockey is starting soon, go Caps.
I think you would really have enjoyed your boy CJ Nitkowski’s twitter feed. Telling all us dummies we just didn’t understand Showalter’s genius.
My favorite thing about this piece is how little Barry is gonna have to change it tomorrow. Just do a find all on “Showalter,” replace it with “Collins,” and make a few other tweaks. Like presumably Eric Campbell hits for Jay Bruce in a big spot because, you know, “I thought Soup was due. It didn’t work out.”
Reason #1: Trout is better.
I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.
Red Sox fans are Patriots fans. Patriots fans are scum.
In that case: No.
