My teams are “The Under In The Browns Game” and “Whoever Is Playing The Browns Minus Whateverthefuck”

The Browns may not win the Super Bowl this year. They might not be AFC champs. They might not even take their division. But with RG3, they’re bound to overthrow somebody.

Holy shit DO NOT did I just feel like I got a gut-punch when you said “find a way to HRC this thing”.... Don’t say that yet! She hasn’t lost yet.

“The reinstatement of your suspension is suspended pending suspension reinstatement.”

So he gets a year suspension, then a four-game suspension, then he comes back and plays for the Browns. What happens after that third punishment?

Starting it off early this year.

Oh man. As a Packer fan living in Minnesota, I was trying real hard to respect Denny’s passing, but dying for someone to make a good joke related to it. You have found the perfect way to do that.

The Colts did not trounce the Bears. The Bears gave the game away with idiotic turnovers and being completely unable to make adjustments.

Let’s all take a knee and give our final respects.

I still have no idea what that tirade means. It might as well be a passage from Ulysses.

This has gotta be tough for Yankees fans. I mean, first the Cowboys and Lakers, now this?

“I don’t want to celebrate your holidays, I sure as hell don’t want to cheer for your soccer team”

It’s going to be fun this season, watching him pop open off a screen, just in time for a perfect look......

At 0:56 I think the announcer says, “Are you shitting me?!”

That’s the “unauthorized” part of “unauthorized access of a computer.”

Yes.

Deadspin’s editorial positions here are that a guy going to prison for four years over this is ridiculous and that the Cardinals should be banned from baseball forever and tossed into space.

The case was a close one, until the Cardinals sent in a relief lawyer, who promptly blew the case.

The firings will continue until morale improves.

Are you really arguing the guy who won 8 gold medals in one Olympics is overrated?