Everyone but Scottie.

You didn’t really expect Black Mamba to pass, did you?

This is nowhere near as impressive as the heavy lifting his hairline’s been doing.

Couldn’t we just read The Vane? Oh right.

As long winded as he is, I just don’t see Francesca having enough material for a two year long show.

Lucky guy, he can finally stop living in Reid’s shadow.

RIP Kaep

It’s a ‘63 Pontiac Tempest

Is there any chance Peterson wasn’t rooting for the Manitowoc Sheriffs?

Neh, it was the time his son hit a home run off him in Spring Training and the next pitch was up and in.

St. Louis, man

2 players!? In a year when there is no less than at least 12 deserving, these limp dicks only get 2 above the threshold!?

Are you saying Eisenhower couldn’t hit a curveball?

Eggy Plastaras.

James Naismith: Pictured

Fuck it, if I win the lotto I’m buying that and spending every day getting drunk and pretending I’m Newman in Jurassic Park.

WHY NOT MAKE THE WHOLE FUCKING STORE OUT OF PEPPERMINT BARK WHILE YOU’RE AT IT.

Any word from Schilling? He’s pretty consistent on his hatred of safety nets.

Hardly the first Santa to get slammed in Buffalo.

I’m just guessing but I think Bournemouth’s payroll is more than two pounds.