Arizona is remarkable for having consistently shitty uniforms in any sport.

Jays have the best road support in all of MLB

At least they’d be able to get his body on ice quickly.

Now is not the time to discuss pollution.

Hinkie really has gotten this organization to buy into losing.

And then see the Dodgers lose in the NLDS to a team with a third of their payroll.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

don’t intentionally kneecap themselves by land mining two of the three team-building routes.

[Sees rouge]

That’s okay, most people in Florida refer to them as the away team.

BYU’s coach always appreciated his high moral fiber until today.

He also plans on suing Kid ‘n Play

This is fucking amazing.

Have you seen All Quiet on the Western Front?

Thought it was really inappropriate when he laid on Sarah Jessica Parker’s rug.

Draper, I appreciate when you post on Screamer because unlike Haisley you seemingly have at least a 10 year olds understanding of soccer but this whole article is a fucking joke. No way is Copa America less prestigious than the African Cup of Nations or the Olympics and there is not a single fucking federation that…

This guy made a lot of old white men cry. A LOT!!!

Hey Albert, I have a complete inability to properly cook rice noodles. They either come out still partially crunchy or a sticky disaster. Any suggestions and/or techniques to remedy this. I need to master Pad See Ewe, goddammit!

And to think, I didn’t think anything could stop my leather fetish.