Rice is really hoping the Hardy Case can carry him an extra 1.2 yards per attempt.

Actually this is all a part of the process and we’ll be the ones laughing when the 76ers win the title in 2037.

I have a head cold. Which Mr. Watt has told me is not an excuse.

I half expect him to tweet: Deadspin more like Dead Meat

Do....do you think Watt, Dalton, or the writer are reading this?

People who say USC could mean South Carolina is like an asshole insisting ND could be North Dakota

Yes

Didn’t Kane get in trouble for his dangle?

Save it for Latin Night, hombre.

I agree, Parsnip Bazinga needs a quality nickname.

Good luck writing the programming just to cover what constitutes a fucking catch.

Nope, Packers’ fans despite being really spoiled and the whole “small market” bullshit tend to be pretty respectful. Lions’ fans all have Stockholm Syndrome. Vikings’ fans are truly awful people on par with Philadelphia.

Neh, I fucking love how awful Pats’ fans are. I get an erection just thinking about when Brady retires and they don’t have a winning season for two decades.

Believe it or not #1 are the Vikings. Genuinely awful people. Eagles might be number 1 but as a Bears’ fan, I have far more experience with those blonde assholes.

The Giants are in my top 5 most hated franchises. They are also the team I hate the least in that division.

Another is that teams are getting smarter...

Yeah but with that we get Mila Kunis.

Also:

It would be a real travesty if a player made money off their likeness.