“Oh snap”

Uh....I don’t think you know what a bicycle kick is.

Fuck him

I refuse to believe those are real names.

Thank God for the NCAA allowing this young man to fall back on his quality college edu....oh who the fuck are they kidding!?

He was later questioned about the missing trash can of one, Timothy Marchman.

“I think it is bullshit football,” said [left tackle Taylor] Lewan, who was beaten by Vernon on the play. “I’m so tired of people being politically correct. That’s bullshit, that’s fucking bullshit to do that to a player–to do that to a guy’s career.”

But at least you’re looking at a ball hitting a glove or a throw missing its target. That’s pretty concrete compared to the geometry a scorer would have to do.....

Except the amount of gray area in determining an error is already staggering. I get that he got an out anyway but it seems stupid that an error is limited to whether or not the ball hits a glove.

How was Odor miss playing that ball so badly not ruled an error?

SCHWARBOARD!!!!!!

Heard Lions fans like to chase Buttley

I was always impressed with 2 Broke Girls because it took the unbelievably low bar of Big Bang Theory and lowered it.

#NukeMissouri

Scott Boras is his agent so no. Cubs will be able to resign him but they’ll have to bid against other team which will be very expensive. Better to delay that for an extra year of his prime.

“There’s as much ‘evidence’ for the female orgasm as there is evolution, climate change, and male pattern baldness.”