Holy Shit! He got arrested two weeks later for disorderly conduct and assaulting a police officer. http://onlyintherepublicofamherst.blogspot.com/2014/09/repeat…

Of course he’s from Long Island

Bills fans are amazing in that they’re long suffering and yet I don’t think they’ve suffered nearly enough.

His ability to pronounce “r’s” never played well with the locals.

I heard one argue that some dickhead driving his Lambo at high speed in a residential area was okay because the car had great brakes.

Amazing.

You’ve just discovered every discussion on Jalopnik. I am so sorry.

I just realized it says the Cubs sweep in 5. Did they think playoff series would get longer?

Would this man steer you wrong?*

I’m assuming every single one of them is named Kristen and not a single one is spelled the same.

I’d rather see the fucking CARDINALS win it all

I’m looking forward to the eventual rise of Bigus Dickus

(an equally bad) counterpoint.

A Golfer’s Nightmare: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY’RE RAISING THE CAPITAL GAINS!!!!!!!!?”

and today I learned Milo Minderbinder is Jonah Keri

My beloved Chicago Bears are hot garbage.

Jared Goff is remarkably accurate, has decent arm strength, amazing footwork, a strong pocket presence, and unlike most college QBs he can actually read a defense. My beloved Chicago Bears are hot garbage. Their offense has a strong line, a very talented receiving core, and one of the league’s best running backs,…

Does Wagner still eat like a damned troglodyte?

Also, please don’t inform Porkchop about the fact that he’s actually Latvian.