Coming soon to a prison near you  Nintendo GameShiv!

They aren’t all racist and bad, but the “procedure” that they always seem to follow when they are caught doing something horrible seems to be built upon racism and the degradation of a suspect’s rights in general. Long story short the police as an institution is fed up and wants Judge Dredd to become a reality.

I’m in West Virginia and it’s getting pretty bad. Trump banners and Confederate flags as far as the eye can see and it is NOT a coincidence that you often see the two together despite what republican spin-masters want you to believe.  We’ve always had a racism problem in America, but having a president like him allows…

Yeah as soon as Bush announced the inception of the “Office of Homeland Security” I knew we were fucked. What that really meant was lets give tanks and riot gear to towns with fewer than 10,000 citizens.

Yup. Actually most sharks don’t either. The thing is we aren’t all that tasty compared to a nice fatty tuna or a blubbery seal. Because orcas are mammals and more intelligent, they are able to understand that we aren’t a threat better and thus it’s kind of silly to be afraid of them. I mean it isn’t like you are a…

*sigh*  Yeah people that don’t mod don’t realize how much work it takes.  

Yeah but it’s never going to happen.  They tried it first with mk3, and it was a disaster that they had to correct with umk3 and mkt.  Then they tried it with the early 3d games, it didn’t work and they released mka to try and make up for it.  MK9 was the first critically acclaimed and well selling MK game in a while…

If any of you from the younger generations haven’t played Rygar you owe it to yourself to do so.  It’s an earlier NES title so it’s a little rough, but I can’t think of anything else like it. 

So how the hell are they going to do a faithful Robocop considering he’s as slow as a turtle?  Seriously we’ve never seen him move faster than a brisk walk.  

It’s a good deal if you don’t own the game... if you do you get screwed as getting everything sans the base game is $50, meaning they only give you a measly $10 discount when you potentially paid $60 for the base game, meaning you’ll pay a total of $110.  I just bought it on sale from gamestop for 20, so I guess I’ll…

There seems to be this misconception, which apparently the producers of Mortal Kombat also believe, that the ultra violence is the main draw for fans of the series.  While that is certainly a (small) component of it, it’s the interesting characters and rich stories that keep us coming back for more.  I’m just saying,…

The problem with the Double XP comic is it assumes Trump is smart enough to notice the pattern of viruses disappearing when pills of the same color are stacked on them. Sadly, he is not.

Is this the real world...Is it just fantasy.... caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.  

So Nintendo, a toy company, had more than enough face masks just in case. Our federal government on the other hand “they are shipping yesterday, they are shipping today and they are shipping tomorrow”  aka “yeah we don’t have enough”.  Can they just make Nintendo president until the next election?

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Yeah it’s so you can poop during a red alert.  

This can’t be the reference they are using.... the womens’ hands aren’t 3 times as big as the mens’ 

If they really want to encourage online shopping, maybe they might want to remove the ridiculous “in store only” mandate for the monthly $5 power up pro vouchers for a while.  Otherwise I’m going to spend my $5 like usual.  

There is a good reason for that.  Doom 64 and the newer games all have true 3d level design and thus benefit from motion controls.  The first two Dooms are 2d with fixed aiming.  Doom 3 didn’t get it because that game sucks and nobody is going to put in the effort.  

Museums are hard to maintain and require massive insurance policies for both the exhibits and liability towards the guests. Everybody wants to open a museum until they find out it’s expensive and hard and they won’t make any money. If he was actually going to put it in a museum he’d either give it to the Strong museum…