Oddjob + slaps only = the best time anyone can ever have vertically.  

They did a serviceable job at best and I love both actors. Only Conroy is Batman so the proper thing to do is to find someone that can do the Conroy voice and hire them to do the character from now on. When Mel Blanc died nobody tried to reinvent how Bugs Bunny sounded because Mel Blanc IS Bugs Bunny. These characters…

This entire final season has been a massive cluster-fuck. Explaining such a last-minute heel turn with “I did it cause I wanted to” is just bad writing. In real life things just happen because they happen but in fiction everything happens for a reason. Thems the rules, I don’t make ‘em but I expect them to be…

Yes, another show that had a horrible, horrible ending.   Pro-tip:  When ending a science fiction show maybe don’t explain all remaining mysteries by saying god did it, which is, you know, the exact opposite of science fiction.   

I need to point out that the competitive fighting community and mortal kombat fans have a very small overlap. Most MK fans, like most gamers, are just filthy casuals. We like our fatalities thankyouverymuch and the reason fatalities were made easier is so everyone can enjoy them. Personally I think this takes the…

Don’t worry. Once he’s in federal prison for one of his many, many, crimes they’ll throw him into the dust bin of history like they did Nixon... the now second most embarrassing president in US history.

As a fellow 43 year old adult, what comes to mind is......

It seems you made the same mistake that Nintendo did when they gave Charles Martinet the job to voice Mario waaaay back in the n64 days. Italian is NOT the same as Italian American. Mario is Italian American. He speaks with a Brooklyn accent as he is from Brooklyn and NOT Italy. Keep in mind that the way Mario has…

Umm yeah, Martinet is not the original Mario voice actor. There was Capn’ Lou, the guy from the Mario anime, the guy from the SMB3/SMW cartoons, the guy from the 80's Donkey Kong cartoon and I’m sure I’m forgetting some. Long story short, pretty much all of these guys do a better job as they try to create an actual…

Frist thing I’m going to do is merge a rock and a butt to make butt rocks.   

The problem with Pratts answer is if he were a fan he would have refused the role, knowing he can’t do it justice.  Also Nintendo hasn’t been doing Mario right in years either.   #CapNLou #NotMyMario

No one is legendary, has several critically acclaimed films and series under its belt, and has been relevant constantly for over 30 years. The other is Gargoyles... a one and done cartoon that was pretty good.

Correction. He does NOT have a star wars arcade cabinet. What he has is a star wars arcade1up, aka a piece of shit. Considering he more than has the cash available to get the real deal, this confirms he knows nothing about arcade gaming.

Agreed. Also using a real game makes the scene more relatable than a made up one. Also also Mortal Kombat is the greatest fighting game franchise of all time and any time someone wants to reference it they should be applauded and not scolded for it. I mean it’s that iconic. Accusing the show runners of a corporate…

Mario is NOT Italian. He is Italian-American. He’s a wise guy from Brooklyn. Don’t believe the lie that Nintendo has been feeding you via that bullshit, mickey-mouse wanna be voice artist for the past 20 years... go watch the Super Mario Bros. Super Show if you want to know how Mario is supposed to sound. Capin’ Lou =…

Kotaku, you need to fix the image to this article. Clearly, it’s just a yellow background and nothing else. Probably meant to post a pic of John Cena.

He’s not an asshole. Some directors find him difficult to work with, mostly because he actually gives a shit about the end product.   That’s not the same as being an asshole.

Luigi sounds ok but Mario sounds awful.   This is a film from 86 so Mario better sound like Capn’ Lou or he ain’t Mario.   #NotMyMario

Actually... a mutant human rampages through the streets. In the original animated series continuity master splinter is a man mutated into a rat hybrid and imho makes way more sense than the more common origin of a regular old pet rat somehow learning ninjitsu and THEN mutating into a more human creature.

“I’m not even a big TMNT fan” - said no one else in the history of time.