NAS, car.

Give Girardi a break; Vince Vaughn has been doing it for more than a decade.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

* is the key on a keyboard that most resembles an asshole.

Process Server: Mr Manziel? You’ve just been served.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

It really is quite sad; it wasn’t long ago that righties were afraid to throw anything at Howard.

But if you were a Vietnam vet, there’s a reasonable chance you can’t hear either side.

Candler Felts is not to be mistaken for Chandler Delts, my Tumblr dedicated to Matthew Perry’s shoulder.

If I had to guess who now holds all of the Redskins medical records, it would be RG3.

Votto doesn’t like to play baseball the Wright way.

At least Puig found a way to keep himself involved with the game after his benching.

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

Go to hell.

Jesus, this is awful. Thank god he never forgot how to ride a bike.

Bartolo Colon, who turns 43 years old today,

Honestly, there’s not much difference between the AHL and the NHL in terms of talent and style of play. In fact, the only reason I don’t watch the AHL more is because of their stupid DH rule.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated