Chin up, St. Louis. At least your football team will go undefeated this season.

I imagine Boozer came home and immediately changed the color instead of having to defend the paint.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Would have never happened if Papelbon remembered to shut the door.

Meh. Manny Ramirez was famous for his upper deckers.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

After my experience with the Branch Davidians, I’m kind of turned off compound butter.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

One thing about Detroit, you see a lot of junk out in the open.

Just remember to put the seat back down after y’all are done today, k?

I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

What about bears? We’re supposed to get bears on Friday.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

This injury could prevent him from truly developing as a steady Number One.

Patience pays off, I guess. How did Boban Marjanovic get where he is today?

Don’t laugh, y’all. Dude can throw down.

That’s why I prefer Arizona over Georgia. It’s the dry hate.