These guys only complain because the new rules have teeth.

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

Well, it’s a nose heavy 4400lbs missile with 650lb-ft of torque - it’ll be impossible to launch successfully and the gearing is too long to enjoy going through them on the street. The automatic just makes sense in a car like that, just like the Veyron and other insane power monsters. The NA 392 Challenger has lower…

So now that you have to make contact, does over-the-shirt still count as second base? Asking for a friend.

This has stayed in my mind. It will always be there.

That’s nothing, you should see the way Christie clogs up the lane.

This is im-fucking-possible. The magic haven’t put a ball through the net all season.

This summer, I vacationed in Vermont and everywhere I went there were signs that said “Grade A Maple Syrup.” So one afternoon, I went into one of the stores and took a few samples. I honestly didn’t know where to begin! The A-F scale seems played out, and I didn’t want to be pretentious about it, like Pitchfork, and…

Goddamn psych majors.

With Ilitch, it’ll just be swept under the rug.

Pierre-Paul had one sack and 26 tackles in eight games played, but insists he’ll improve upon that.

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

I tend to believe the Browns given their history of never covering anyone.

You should see their Black History Month pizza. It’s cut into five slices, but they only put three in the box.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Lynch has saved his money wisely. As you can see in the video, he gets around using an old Escort.

Wing Bowl Last Place Finisher -

Just what he needs, another giant balled spot.

That certainly looks bad, but it only makes me think of how much worse off Testi’s face must be.

Now that the suspension has been made official, I bet Wideman cross-checks the shit out of it.