This is the perfect next move for Derrick Rose. He would absolutely tear up the ACL.

He’s looking to clean house

The key to no dribbles is to gently massage the perineum (taint) before tucking Jimmy into bed. The problem with men is that the plumbing is sort of like the P-trap under your sink (pun intended?). When peeing, a little gets left in the perineum section. A little massage and a shake evacuates the perineum so it…

I know, right? What’s with the uber coverage?

A bourgeoning scrapyard?

Gail.

All of your timekeeping dreams can come true here in sunny Arizona. So can your racism and skin cancer dreams, too

That was worth the read +1

Yet, I guarantee no one can point to a time Abbot, himself, stood for the national anthem

Barkeeper’s Friend. Keeps the stainless looking like new

I blame the surfacing of this pic on a leak

-Jack T. Ripper, Professional Life Hacker

-Jack T. Ripper, Professional Life Hacker

According to Android Police, no. You can send an Allo invitation via SMS, but it won’t send/receive like a normal texting app. You can’t set it as the default SMS app, either

I’m not so sure, it seemed to work out OK for Greg Howard

I thought Chris Berman retires next year.

Another article about a pitcher and his catcher? Didn’t anyone learn anything from Gawker’s demise?

What is it with all these articles lately about pitchers and their catchers? Didn’t anyone learn anything from Gawker’s demise?

Pictured: The catcher’s dreams of ever making the majors

-Brian McCann

I don’t live in an area w/snow. Bought in in San Antonio and moved to Phoenix. I have P-Zero summer tires (came with the car). I can certainly burn out and slide easily enough, but I don’t seem to have the day-to-day traction issues the all-season owners have. I can work from home, so I usually only go in to the…