He’s obviously doing Goodell’s shill pedaling.

I wouldn’t show up either if the producer didn’t give me my lines.

Well, U Texas’ secondary is pretty bad

Whatever the cause of the advantage, it’s now all in the past.

On the bright side, he does have a good knuckleball working for him.

You’re lucky to be alive. Those Chicago cops are vicious when they’re drunk.

The real problem here is that Rio is making a mountain of a mojon hill

It’s hard to tell in the pic, but I bet there’s a bit of overhang of the dash over the screens. My Challenger has quite a bit of digital going on in the dash and glare isn’t a problem even if the sunroof screen is open.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats the PHX heat like the shitty greenhouse of a Dodge Challenger.

Maurice: [looks at trashed locker]

Moron. The Reds haven’t owned anyone since the departure of Marge Schott

The Cardinals’ pen is pretty bad, too.

You’d do even better for both rent and breakfast tacos in San Antonio.

He was asked to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at a recent game, and the old fella brought the heat

I had an ‘03 Matrix XRS (MT, of course), and it was a blast other than than the crazy torque steer. Good times in that car. The stock Firestones were ass, though. I put some Yokos on it and handling and ride improved greatly. It was a sad day when I traded it in for an ‘07 Ford Edge, especially in hindsight (dark…

3 Feet High and Rison

That’s nothing, you should see the way Christie clogs up the lane.

This is im-fucking-possible. The magic haven’t put a ball through the net all season.

Yes.