Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

“Thanks for beating our asses, here’s some champagne”

The Saints should have known something bad was going to happen by having Brees carry the team.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

One time, I played hockey stinkin’ shitfaced because my wife, Louise, left me. Some Princeton grad threw me against the boards, and I pissed all over myself.

The picture is a little blurry so it was nice of them to blow it up.

I’m impressed he ate a quarter. Johnny Manziel has yet to show he can even handle a nickel.

Scully: Aww, he smiled at me!

For all of you who think that the NFL is too lenient when punishing players for off the field conduct, please explain to me why the NHL is only penalizing this guy 5 minutes for slashing.

Maybe not, but he started typing that tweet in August.

Is that a winky face, or did Jason lose his eye too?

““This piece badly needs an editor.” - Jason Whitlock” -Jason Whitlock

Jason Whitlock... a hair under seven figures... to raid the pantry at ESPN...

President, Rutgers: Dam him!

This is a really dumb comment and everyone is embarrassed for you.

Omahahaha!

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

He was just indicating how many of his feet were claimed by diabetes.

Maybe this guy would be more excited about the wave if they had prefaced it with Micro.