The good news is your average player will read this and not bat an eye.

4 minutes can be the difference between making it to work the next day and waking up in a Wendy’s bathroom

Looks in rearview: “Son, why do you-....why do, why do you have all your pads on already?”

How about fuck you instead?

If only he had thrown himself to the wolves instead. Then they wouldn't have caught him.

I recommend you stop eating lead paint.

this is all i have

Please recommend this comment as many times as possible for a contest I’m trying to ruin.

more like RG-CTE, amirite!?!!?!1/!?

The only way you can get this guy to stop doing cool stuff on the basketball court is by making him change his name to Jay.

“I don’t know why he needs to keep going behind the back like this.”

There’s a happy ending to this story, though.

Pretty typical of a Red to blame history on Bourgeois instincts.

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

Not much else to add really. I think you more than scratched the surface with those key points.

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It’s safe to assume this never would’ve happened with a player from Anglo State.

Renaud is actually pretty famous in the French speaking world for his softball exploits, but not nearly as famous as his brother Abandon.

Have you seen Ryan Howard? That guy is getting punched out all of the time!