It has always been strange to me that a Canadian team uses synthetic turf when so much of the best grass I’ve ever bought came from Canada.

GW- 2

I haven’t seen a baseball delivery that bizarre since A-Rod picked up a package from some dude in an early 90s Ford Taurus.

C’mon. If the Lakers can relocate to LA, why can’t Rivers?

Well, at least it’s in landscape mode.

Fans are wonderful.

Why am I not surprised that Arizona still maintains a seating system based on color.

12. Derrick Rose’s past 3 seasons

Thanks,

Making bombs is bad.

As a teenager, I rubbed Dove soap on myself every morning and night, and also right before lunch and then mid-afternoon, and also right before cross-country practice, but then right after cross-country practice, and I would take a break from homework to rub Dove soap on myself, and sometimes even I had to leave in the…

Winnipeggers

Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

Gratuitous, to be sure, but at least the ad is brief.

I'm so sick of watching this dickhead flop around.

There once was a lifter named Tom
Who went at his task with aplomb
Took the bar off its pegs
And exploded his legs
And I still don’t give a shit about weightlifting

That’s inexcusable. How do you get San Francisco and Oklahoma City mixed up?

It’s good to see him start this sort of workout now, considering the entire team will be trying to jump on his back by August.