If Bosh thinks he can be back on the court in time for another Heat finals appearance, he better not hold his breath.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Corsi and Fenwick?" Host: "No." Me: "Died. Unblocked shot attempts." Thought he would cry.

If only these Menendez brothers knew how deadly they could be in the shotgun

they shouldn't be surprised that he is now so eagerly dumping on them in public.

what do the other people say?

Okay, it's a Kansas middle school game, but I don't feel sorry for that hotdogging kid who drove the lane and missed the shot. His dad refereed the game and kept letting him get away with all sorts of crap. At 0:18 of the video you can faintly hear, "Carry on my wayward son."

He's not dead; he's just ground beef.

I think I'm the only guy around here not in love with popups. Heavy at the worst place of the car, often broken, unaero. I'm not sure I like these shaded ones, but I like 944s without them.

it sure as hell sucked for the poor Nuggets

Dorsett: [screaming at television] This is barely the football I remember!

Richardson: Look. I had to eat a lot of shit this year.

Lawyer: [tugs at collar] [starts sweating] Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw Aaron Hernandez coming.

Keep your chin up, man. That almost landed.

Awesome wine rack.

This is first guy to turn down sechs.

I do not envy Bruce Jenner right now.

Possibly my most favorite part about this whole dumb thing is that if you go on the brewery tour at Anheuser-Busch, they will call attention, at one point, to an antique chandelier they have hanging in one part of their facility.

This is weird. Gary Lawless cares about rules and you actually have to pay for the Winnipeg Free Press. It's like words don't matter anymore.

I honestly don't know how Boehim can recruit going forward. He used to be able to say if you come to Syracuse, you'll get to play in NCAA tourneys and do Fine. What can he say now?