As an added bonus, Whiteside also moved up Chad Ford's draft board after today's performance.

This one hurts an old Georgia boy who, as a kid, loved him some Ernie Banks. Let's play two indeed. Ernie and baseball were made to make people happy and Ernie held up his end as well as has ever been done.

Godspeed Mr. Cub.

I'm sure the kids had a great time hanging with Anthony Bennett. Nothing boosts self-esteem more than being surrounded by individuals in worse shape than you are.

Gronk: Dude, did you see one of those supercuts today? Hilarious.

Samer, I've noticed that the two of you seem to have a shared interest. Anything you want to tell us?

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

My girlfriend once asked me if it was a problem that white smoke was pouring out of her car. I told her that it was no big deal, it just means they haven't chosen a new pope yet.

Great post, Barry, but why are you showing us a replay of the game?

He went to BOFA

Colts punt returner Josh Cribbs became skeptical when he noticed that the ball that bounced off his facemask against the Patriots didn't hurt as much as the one that bounced off his facemask against the Broncos the previous week.

Meanwhile, Packer fans are still waiting for Mike McCarthy's balls to show up.

No wonder it was overlooked, Roger Goodell got a memo that read Moisten Needle and Insert and he promptly ignored it assuming it was another angry note from his wife.

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

If you're smarter than I am, you'll remember to state your awareness of your state's age of consent.

What's the problem? They got the other truck un-stuck didn't they?

Max Scherzer's Agent: [tosses out somewhat misleading contract figures]

Hey, Can Someone Help This Guy With The Iron Rod Stuck In His Head?