The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

I haven't seen this many bombs dropped over sub-par apps since I was in the men's room on Wednesday at Chili's.

"Is this thing on? Because it's getting ready to be."

"'Look, I don't want to waste your time. You don't want to waste my time. Let's give this a shot.'"

You sure found a lot of words to say "burn it down", Jolie.

1) Take off. It can feel good to tour the skies without regard for gravity.

This is just unacceptable behavior. If you're going to sit in a box at a high-profile football game and show off your succulent breasts, the least you could do is become governor of New Jersey.

Tim Tebow actually looked really comfortable making that embarrassing read.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

The fake signs were funny, Tim, but why did you include the real Darren Wilson one in there?

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

"He just didn't look like 18 out there."

That was easy. Not a challenging question at all.....

As always, props to the great Tim Burke for that wonderful headline. http://deadspin.com/this-wild-ass-…

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

The same thing happens when someone tries to put subtlety in front of Chris Berman.

As a member of the Jets, he's quite familiar with relatively minor offenses.

Snyder: There's only 0.2 seconds left. That's not enough time to catch the ball and shoot. Dig it.

"That's a carry." — volleyball highlight truthers