What kind of performance are we talking about here? Is he going to wander around the court looking for the clue he doesn't have?

Before any of you disrespectful losers start making any rude jokes, at least wait until this man's body is as cool as the other side of the pillow.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

Looks like Billy's still got it. Of course, you can't really lose genital herpes.

As of 10:40am et, the test pattern was up 28-0 on Arkansas.

Here you go.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Oddly enough, Marinelli also received a call from neutral party, Riley Cooper, who also expressed his affinity for Aryans.

He's just nipping the tail of the dog that bit him.

Murray: Questionable (Penis)

You'd think that Smith would have noticed something was wrong right away, given his propensity to check down.

997 had IMS problems through 05-06 and even longer depending on who you talk to.

We're always happy to dump on ESPN when they screw up, but submitting a well-researched public records request on a subject of legitimate public interest in the expectation that it won't be sprayed all over the internet on Christmas Eve in an attempt to dampen its findings is definitely not an area where they screwed…

I don't get it. I've been clicking on that top map for like ten minutes now, trying to figure out what's most common for my region, only it keeps coming back "idiot".

Young Welker waited for days to carry out his beating, meaning this wasn't a crime of passion, but a calculated act of violence.

Smart move by the Dodgers putting all of the relevant information out there in case someone wanted to give Vin a ring.

They're right about Pelini, he's no leader of young men! Using the C-word? Using the P-word? That's exactly the kind of behavior that gets innocent raccoons killed.