Fortunately, Crosby's pretty used to not being able to recognize himself.

What the fuck is wrong with some people? Who really goes out their way to do something like this on purpose? I mean c'mon people , get your shit together and get a life.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

Door across the hallway: "Dude! Are you OK?!"
Shot Door: [toughly] "Bro, I'm fine, I didn't even get my bell rung."

You sure can tell she wasn't an English teacher.

Roger Goodell Doesn't Know What's Going On

"LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKER I AM GOING TO KICK. YOUR. ASS."

Roger Goodell HEELED America. It goes red white and blue, not red white and YOU. Ur just jalous that Rioger Goddell is makin 40 million smackeroos and ur sum hack joruno who luvs bares and wears frurffy glasses.

I'd be very surprised if that's just her 12th man.

Fuck the British Royal Family

They think they're SOOOOO original. Joke's on them: "Snap, Crackle, and Pop" was Grant Hill's nickname.

The takeaway, as always, is that there is no good reason to attend NFL games.

Tom Ley: This one goes out to the all the rec-leaguers still hunting that dream.

Cop: "Who stabbed you?"

I told you they weren't that tough, Greg.

I have no idea why people keep saying it, but the Black Mamba is no 23.

Well, the stench wasn't only because of the Knicks, anyway.

"OH GOD. It's like I'm right back at the '97 Masters."

"It was death by crescent wrench," the 6-foot-2, 260-pound Gangwish said

You can't bubble-wrap a quarterback.