Is that where you want to fuck me? But yes

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

If he wants to escape all the indictments of his quarterbacking abilities, he should probably go to St. Louis.

Before everyone jumps on the "durr only in Florida LOLZ!!1!" bandwagon, let's take a second to remember that Florida is full of really, really stupid people.

Honestly surprised about this mascot. With the games being in Brazil, I'd expect a hairless cat.

"Come on, just the Tisch."

On paper, it sounds like a good idea to give Lebron the rock. But really you need to cut.

Well it certainly wasn't LeBron's barber. He hasn't had to cut in years.

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Ya because the bible is so much more credible than Wikipedia

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

But something rubbed Bristol higher-ups the wrong way.

Surprise. Now the Leafs are dumping on fans.

You think it's easy being a fan? One day you're on top of the world, then the next day Electromechanical cooling comes along, runs roughshod over your empire, and you're cast aside to live in the repugnant shadow of BIG Air Conditioning - a mere afterthought in the mind of a…

Maybe Brown misunderstood what they meant by "Graduation Bash".

"Deadly when driving to the left in the lane? I like his style."

I think this says more about the underclassmen, who are evidently terrified of black people.

"I'm not perfect, but at 42 years old I can say that I've never even been drunk. I've never smoked or done any drugs. I'm as pure as pure can be."