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9. "Don't forget to put a 26.2 sticker on your car so complete strangers will know you ran a fucking marathon once."

Last time I checked, in this country they have the right to say whatever they want, Ray.

Headquarters: So how are October sales looking, my man?

Buffalo residents tried to throw a fit about the mosaic, but the fit was intercepted and returned for a touchdown by New England.

Shots fired!

Nick Young shoots ... ain't nuthin' but a rim clang baby.

Mars bar: "Sorry that I'm more expensive now because of a crippling disease that is ravaging much of Western Africa."

He just likes big bones, that's all.

There's nothing funny about dogs with heart disease...unless you dress them up as puppy Mangino for Halloween.

That's still not a fucking sandwich.

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me. It is real. We have taken steps to protect his identity.

We wouldn't have to worry about anyone else catching it.

"No, I don't have any comment on it," Lewis said laughing. "Ankle wrenching? That sounds like the WWF."

"No, I don't have any comment on it," Lewis said laughing. "Ankle wrenching? That sounds like the WWF."

Many lawyers and players said they are confronting a hard reality: They are either lawyers or former NFL players.

More like No Balance, amirite?

The best and most important play on Sunday was Tony Romo's hookup with Terrance Williams on a third-and-20.

Why is anyone surprised? She has a track record.

She was forced to cut them because there were too many volunteers.