Jerry Jones has scouts everywhere.

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"Our business is to win games"

It's more common than you think. Every one of Floyd Mayweather's opponents has punched a dick.

Float like a butterfly, sing, like, a B7.

You know, I'm aware that he's still affiliated with the team, and maybe he's not the most qualified, but you know what? I'm gonna take a flyer on this.

Poor fool. No matter how much pumpkin he puts in, when the clock strikes midnight, it's just going to turn back into a bowl of hot diarrhea.

@NancyGraceHLN Did this man practice eugenics while wearing western attire? Find out about the #Bolocaust tonight at 10!

This was an inevitable result of the decline of steroid use.

Hard to believe someone from Mulga, AL would be so into alternative energy sources — burning cow turds, that is.

This will probably be my "Didn't Get Enough Love" comment for the day

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

+1

As they say, Cardinals fans are the classists in baseball.

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In addition to his homer, Hosmer hit a dousble and a trisple.

Not only was TNF the highest-rated show last night, but a closer look at the ratings stats shows that NFL programming swept the Nielsen top three and took down a whopping 33 share in total, once you factor in spinoffs Scandal and How To Get Away With Murder.