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But, Albert, they need to make sure they maximize the warranty on their pots.

"Never Forget"

"Why do they need stronger necks?"

Jacksonville, on both sides of the ball, have the best one-two punch in Thomas, Hurns.

If all else fails, maybe they can nail him for animal endangerment for shooting a Llama.

"I would have hit him"

Hell, if anything, it at least reminds us that there are things that are good and right in the world.

Skyline Chili: not at all afraid to slide into your BMs.

Worst Benghazi acrostic ever.

Good joke.

While I'm not sure I approve of the headline, Barry, it *is* good to hear Joan Rivers is doing better.

I don't condone recreational drug use, but it would at least explain why Welker was looking for his lost monkey.

Well, I'm glad he's not in jail. I mean, if I were, say, an accessory to a crime he committed, I'd be worried that Crosby would sing in the bing.

That sucks. I'm sure the cyclists were in a lather about the mix-up.

This isn't news, Barry. GM hasn't maintained the Astros for years.

Conventional wisdom says vinyl seats. Also, by "conventional wisdom" I mean my ex.

I would imagine by putting on their uniforms.

I'm not surprised he's upset. Nebraska has been suffering from chronic abuse for some time, now.

"OH... oh. I thought you said *son-screenings*"