Browns Fan Charged With Urinating On Art Modell's Grave

[I am not]

It's appropriate how they gave away the gnomes on a night of very little Werth.

[QB in video standing still]

Well, I dragged my girlfriend over to the "stick" yesterday because I wanted to get one last look at the old girl before they tore her down.

[I'm dumb]

This is exactly why this guy plays for Minnesota and not LA. He would have made a terrible Dodger.

This is truly a proud day for the Texans. Today, they finally have their first broken record.

[meh]

Man, eating anything off the floor of a NYC train has to be a gamble. To her credit, at least she was able to put her chips all in before the flop.

I'm not too sure why David Price thinks Ortiz is bigger than the game. I mean, he's certainly not bigger than Bartolo Colon.

This video raises a lot of important questions. Like, what did that poor girl say to Aaron to deserve such abuse?

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[not feelin' it today]

[meh]

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Watch This Dumb-Ass Cub Take a Massive Shit All Over a Baseball Diamond

Your dining area was your seat. You dined on hot dogs. None of this California-rolls-at-a-table nonsense.