I don't know; a 4-month ban for biting seems a bit harsh. This is a bit off-topic, but living in Texas and being such a soccer noob, I never realized anybody in Italy, let alone someone on the Italian soccer team, no less, would be a great rapper.

Dammit. Beat me to it. +1

It's a shame the poor pig got lit up like that. But just think, after euthanization, he will live a fulfilling afterlife by bringing pleasure to hundreds of fans in the form of hot dog sandwiches.

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I'll let him slide on that. It is Twitter, and autocorrect can be a bitch.

Not to worry, Tom. Things get misconstrued in 140 characters. Chris Broussard also sent a follow-up tweet: "...on Dwayne Wade. Funeral services will be held on Thursday."

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I'm a little surprised in the dismissive tone from the NFL's spokesman. You'd figure McCarthy would do whatever it takes to eliminate anything red.

That is the gait of a man who is convinced that if he just keeps moving, the massive amount of pain that awaits him will never come.

The Bills are Officially for Sale

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Excellent tribute from Mr. Olbermann.

I know there is always this stigma about power hitters being one dimensional, striking out a lot, etc. But for Chrissakes, a guy can't smoke a ball anymore, he can only vape it?

I know, after a big championship, there is great cause for celebration and rejoicing. Usually, in sports, this comes in the form of a city-wide parade for the winning team. As such, there's always someone that does something a little wild, a little outlandish. But damn, it's certainly bold, even balsy, for Fox to…

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Leonard had a great Finals, to be sure, but I was hoping the MVP would have gone to Diaw or Mills. Both had an incredible Finals with Diaw making some near-impossible passes and Mills lighting shit up from the floor (and showing that he'll be a more-than-capable replacement for Parker). Even old-ass Ginobili looked…

I was watching the CBC feed on NHL Game Center and did not see the outage. Perhaps this was a broadcast-only issue. I could always be wrong though.

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Police eventually caught up to the bull by following the trail of Peter Schmuck articles left in the street.