Not shown was a later graphic added for clarification: "Shawn Kemp - Is John Mayberry, Jr.'s AND John Mayberry, Sr.'s dad."

"They just kicked me in the nuts."

WSJ: Should you buy the Clippers, Steve, what will be the number one challenge in building and moving the team to a new stadium?

Seems to be working for you, but who's Tony LaRuss?

Just what we needed. Yet another article that highlights Americans' poor literacy and general stupidity. Thanks, Berry.

Touching, but they left a real mess in the yard. I suppose it doesn't matter, though. That lawn is already pretty well Bourqued.

ItlnStln: [clears throat]

Well, that explains why he was always seated to the right of Keith Olbermann on SportsCenter.

I can only imagine all the damage that might occur to a bathroom after Cinnabon consumption.

I'm surprised he's only doing ribs. You'd think he'd barbecue something more ambitious seeing as he smokes offensive linemen during the regular season.

It such a wonderful moment for all of Russia. Life has been tough, to say the least, for quite some time there, but with with this victory and this moment, Russia, at the "behest" of Vladimir Putin, will have a new Commissar of Dentistry.

+1 Well done

There's no shame in turtling.

Pictured: Chickenheads

That's nothing. Later, his old lady treated him to the smell from the dugout.

You know how they say funerals aren't for the dead but for the living? ...

I find this appalling. Replay after replay, suggesting to viewers that exploiting scenes of individuals in terrible, potentially injury-causing situations all the while making a spectacle of these disasters is irresponsible at best and, at worst, demeaning to the people that put their life on the line for athletic…

I'm not terribly surprised by the sinister-ness of the mascots' antics. Universities, and their actions, typically lean left.

The real tragedy here is that they were at a Fatburger. All joking aside, T.I. seems to be known for this sort of thing. Now don't get me wrong; Mayweather should have kept his cool and all, but T.I. and his crew did a great job luring Mayweather's gang into the fight. I mean, after all, T.I. *is* the king of trap.

+1 This is really good.