Roll Tide!

The intent of the team's name has always been to present a strong, positive and respectful image.

Yeah, the homer was great and all, but really, who hasn't nailed something holding a Budweiser?

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Well, Tom. It's all going to have to come to down to has the bigger Schwartz.

"So now Brooks is saddled with a catch-22 of sorts..."

Between the Mitch Williams updates and the horse racing coverage the past week, Deadspin has become a real dog-and-pony show.

He must be shitting his pants every time Andy Dalton steps on the field.

Too early. Getting my composers and painters mixed up.

C'mon, Timothy. I know we have an obesity problem here in Texas, but "grown-ass" men seems a bit crude.

This was really just a big misunderstanding. The man, talking to his wife about the upcoming Texas elections, accidently shouted, "Come and take it!"

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Xander Bogaerts is a great, young player and all, but I think he still needs a little more time before he earns his stripes.

You may want to try this variation, too. I like to add chipotle with some of the adobo sauce and I substitute the lemon for lime.

Frankly, I'm surprised. You'd figure price would be the clear favorite by the way he milks his contract.

"Fortunately—unfortunately?—neither cow shit everywhere during the contest."

I Love QBs

+1 I'm laughing way too hard at this.

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Wow. +1