[Nah]

[Played out.]

[nope]

"What is this? Third grade? I was just giving a lecture on the environmental impact on the nearby river after the construction of the dam"

+1 Benedict Arnold

Could it be that Denver fans were more vocal before the game resulting in some amount of over-representation; and that during the game, the balance just shifted as the "Denver-faithful" just shut up leaving only the Seahawks' fans represented (i.e., the "switch" was just an absence of Denver fans and the Seattle fans…

[Something in the distance]: soi soi soi...

[Dumb]

For Chrissakes. This old song-and-dance? I wish people would stop harping on the fucking commercials already. Everyone's been banging on the Super-Bowl-Ads-Suck drum to beat the band.

Another publicity campaign backfired when, in an effort to be more progressive, church officials announced they would be placing more women in the missionary position.

Even with their celebrity membership, the current political trends would suggest this campaign might be an impossible mission.

I don't know about this Jamie Casino guy. Hiring him seems like a real gamble.

"It's official, all of human life has become a BuzzFeed post."

Hmm...

"This has been a tradition since I came. It's just what I do. Everybody knows it. They respect it."

I guess it would be the same fuckers that threw away their boxes of Cheerios just before the game. We'll see who's talking about #karma when their cholesterol scores are as high as the Seahawk's margin of victory.

Just when you think they were keeping the heat on Sacramento State, Weber gets punched in the grill to end it.

Pictured: Sebastien Toutant's bucket list.

No, that was just the item list for the Associated Press' pre-Olympics scavenger hunt.

Congrats! I made some somewhat more permanent changes in my diet and drinking habits about 10 years ago and I feel better now in my mid-30's than I ever did in my 20's.