[No - played out]

It's big, it's full of brass, and it's associated with the greatest moments in sports. Why would you touch it?"

"Maybe 10 years ago. As I was going down the escalator, the guy who was mopping the floor was whistling the NFL on Fox theme song. That made my eyes well up."

Fuck me, you're right. What's even better is that it's past the point of no return for editing, so everyone can see my idiocy in perpetuum.

Eye didn't see that one coming +1

This is a true fan. Just like the Eagles, he did a poor job in the playoffs.

[Vernon Davis Asks Roger Goodell Why Former NFLers Don't Get Healthcare]

When it comes to discussing anything about the head of Auburn, one must tread gingerly.

Wes Welker Had The Worst Time During This Interview

That is impressive, especially since they didn't see a dime in the process.

[This sucked]

Pictured: three things Americans can't understand.

I agree. "The Big Game" is sooo unendeering.

Weak. You really need to apply yourself. (+1)

"On the face of it, there's nothing stopping more North American teams from being fan-owned—nothing, that is, except for the intransigent opposition of the major sports leagues." [Sports on Earth]

I don't even know what the fuck this means -1.

ItlnStln's Ex: NO ONE MADE YOU CUM HERE

I appreciate their cause, but an anti-Redskins ad is hardly original:

This lawsuit seems to hold water. Eli didn't play in a game all season.

Mark Jones Asks Lemon of a Question, Gets Pithy Response.