Oh. God. The Barrio Café. Phoenix was a hellpit for the two whole years I lived there, but the Barrio, yummmph! I wake up in the night thinking of it. That guac will never leave me.

We dislike being called "females."

It sounds like Kenny from Southpark. I swear it sang "I like girls with big vaginas," just like he used to do.

.....and in Susan Sontag's...... : 0

"The back of my hand is on your penis!" "Yes, I know: Isn't it great!!?!??"

Best and easiest pork tenderloin marinade in THE WORLD: Big scoop (heaping soup spoon-ish) of plum or apricot jam; generous pinch of fresh rosmary, minced; nice glob of minced garlic; salt, pepper; a splash of any white or pink wine to thin it out a hair and cut some sweetness. Rub same all over your loin, roast…

Perfect.

Jethro! You give granny her apron back, yah heah?!!!

I love you.

25 weeks gestational age is widely considered the limit of viability. The ensuing baby will usually have severe lifelong disabilities.

You win.

I KNOW! I'm obsessed! I hereby officially name the left nut, "Hoppy," and the right nut, "Bobbity Bob."

I am not a good person....it's ALL I saw, and when it wasn't on screen, I was looking for it.

Slack-jawed about the guy's artfully bobbing package. Will never be the same. Never.

Oh. Hell. Yes.

"Salubrious" means healthy. The word you want is salacious.

Where are the vicars?

About four weeks ago I got married to a man who's makes about 1/3 as much money as I do.

That outfit looks like a freshman theatrical costume design student made it while drunk.