Oh. God. The Barrio Café. Phoenix was a hellpit for the two whole years I lived there, but the Barrio, yummmph! I wake up in the night thinking of it. That guac will never leave me.

We dislike being called "females."

Winona was Spock's mother.

It sounds like Kenny from Southpark. I swear it sang "I like girls with big vaginas," just like he used to do.

.....and in Susan Sontag's...... : 0

"The back of my hand is on your penis!" "Yes, I know: Isn't it great!!?!??"

Best and easiest pork tenderloin marinade in THE WORLD: Big scoop (heaping soup spoon-ish) of plum or apricot jam; generous pinch of fresh rosmary, minced; nice glob of minced garlic; salt, pepper; a splash of any white or pink wine to thin it out a hair and cut some sweetness. Rub same all over your loin, roast…

Perfect.

Jethro! You give granny her apron back, yah heah?!!!

I love you.

25 weeks gestational age is widely considered the limit of viability. The ensuing baby will usually have severe lifelong disabilities.

You win.

I KNOW! I'm obsessed! I hereby officially name the left nut, "Hoppy," and the right nut, "Bobbity Bob."

I am not a good person....it's ALL I saw, and when it wasn't on screen, I was looking for it.

Slack-jawed about the guy's artfully bobbing package. Will never be the same. Never.

Oh. Hell. Yes.

Oh, sheesh: You are SOOOOOO right! The rat tail alone, but then there was the whining.......oh, hell, it's all coming back.

On the other hand, I've been using the same Swiss Army knife for camping and backpacking for at least 15 years.

Hmmm. That's a good question, very cogently framed. I don't know the answer to it. I'm flirting with the notion that the feeling would have to be shame (vs guilt), because when I'm ashamed that I profit from oppression, it is my identity within a group (an example of the sui generis faultiness I mentioned in the…

Two comments about misconceptions about my job: 1) Nurse Jackie 2) I _totally_ do it for the money.